Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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