so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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