You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
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