Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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