Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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