I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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