Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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