Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
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No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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