I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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