Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
my sisters under your porch take her home
can u get pink eye on your cock?
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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