the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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