Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
I'm having to shit out rocks
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