Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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