Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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