i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
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