let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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