Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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