ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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