i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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