i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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