so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Randomize
