So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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