I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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