would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
are you so shy because you have an std?
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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