don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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