just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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