just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
my god I love twenty year old dicks
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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