So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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