The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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