I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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