Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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