Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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