You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
I have post one night stand depression
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