I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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