I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
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