you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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