If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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