is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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