I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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