Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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