Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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