Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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