it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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