One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
how does that bad decision feel?
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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