I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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