I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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