How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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