i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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