can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
