maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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