I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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