went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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