so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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