i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
pray to the hookup gods
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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